Hollywood Turkey Shoot
Ah, Thursday night - workweek's over. Finally, a chance to relax. And what better way to chill out than watching some TV? Yeah, I know you can think of about fifty better ways, but what I mean is 'what better way for a lazy cheapskate' to chill out.
Let's see what's on. (Click) Something in French - not interested; (Click) 'Air Bud - World Pup.' Sounds like a low rent 101 Dalmatians; 'Dudley Do-Right.' You mean the guy from the old cartoon? (Click) 'Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood' - Aagh! Lemme outta this movie hell!
Like me, I bet you can't think of more than a couple dozen movies you really liked - that you would sit through three or four times, that you always make sure to catch when it comes on TV again. Imagine that - there are thousands of movies coming out of Hollywood each year, not to mention Bollywood - and most of them are what's called in the business 'stinkers.' In fact, many of the second rate movies are made by second rate producers and directors, who have awful track records - but still keep getting money for new ventures. Don't these studio people have any sense? Why, oh why do they keep letting these guys continue to make such turkeys?
Somehow it just doesn't seem fair; 'professional' moviemakers who seemingly can only make third rate films get rich, while we, who are obviously far more talented, aren't even into the picture. Why, I bet any of us could put together far better films than 95% of the flicks available. If only someone would give us a chance! Well, as a matter of fact, there is a place where you can show off your directing, producing and even acting abilities - and even make money off your work!
But by going online yourself, you make movie money just like the Hollywood bigwigs. Not with Google Video, though - to get on the gravy train, check out Revver (http://revver.com), where your videos are worth money! When you upload a video to Revver, the company attaches an ad to the end of it, and when viewers click on the ad, Revver splits the advertising take with you.
Revver works kind of like a movie theater operation does; the theater owner collects ticket money and perhaps revenue from ads displayed with the movie, and pays the studio a percentage of the income as a rental fee. The theater and/or studio promotes the movie with posters, ads in newspapers and the electronic media, and by using reviews that place the film in a positive light. When you put a video onto Revver, the site indexes and places your work in the categories of your choice (the more categories, the more likely someone is to stumble onto your work). You can promote your film through links on Web sites, in news groups, whatever it takes to drive people to the site to view your film and click on the ad - so you can make money. You even get to pick the ads that will appear on your video.