A Ride to the Top
Imagine you apply for a dream job - and you get invited to the interview. Now imagine you go to the interview and get on the elevator with no less than the CEO himself - and the elevator gets stuck for two hours!
A nightmare? No! It's the best thing that ever happened to you - because now you've got the guy's undivided attention! His cell phone doesn't work, he can't conduct any other business - it's just you and him. Why not let him know who you are right then and there? Uninterrupted face time to impress the exec who is doing the hiring? Two hours worth?! Does it get any better than this?
Okay. Now wake up. Same dream job. You're back in the elevator with the boss, but you don't even have an appointment. And there's no blackout. But it's just you and him, and he gives you a smile and a good morning. That's it - your opening! This may be as close as you ever get to having the opportunity to sell yourself and get hired. And you've got about one minute to do it in.
An impossible situation? Yes, if you've never heard of the Elevator Pitch. But if you know how to sell yourself - the essence of who you are and what you do - in a minute or less, you've got a better chance at getting hired than someone who can go on for hours without answering the one and only question employers care about: Why? Why should I hire you? Just give me one good reason!.
In the end, all elevator pitches - like all resumes, interviews, and marketing brochures - have to answer the one basic question your interlocutor has: What's in it for me? Answer it right, and money, power, and possibly a company car will be your rewards; blow it, and it's back to the drawing board.
The site contains several hundred pitches, with links to the actual sites of the product/service being hawked. I didn't see any professionals looking to get a job, but there were plenty of freelancers, and one guy who rode his bike around America and was seeking money to turn his experience into a film (sample successful pitch: 'I road my bicycle around the perimeter of the USA (10,000 miles). I did it for kids with learning disabilities. I also documented the whole trip with a video camera. I want to make it into documentary.').
You'd think that it would be easy to put together a two line statement telling others what you're all about when you know what the stakes are. And you'd especially think that any company or individual that bothered to put together a pitch and post it at Your Elevator Pitch would know what an EP was, and how to do one, more or less. Sadly for some of the companies listed, though, this was just not the case. Oh, you could tell that they thought they were doing a good job - but too often the pitches sounded like marketing gobbledygook ('Preople.com is the ultimate ego booster or perhaps the ultimate ego buster. Preople shows you what you are really worth in the digital age.').