Cutting the Crap(ware)
It was supposed to have been a love story, of sorts. You and your new laptop. The one you got for a ridiculously low bid at the http://www.computerz-iz-us.com auction. It’s got everything you need. Finally, you’ve found the one for you, to share meetings, games, movies with, and more; to share a relationship, as real as a relationship as possible with a machine.
And finally, you’re ready. You rip the wrapping off the object of your desire, and stare at its fine contours, its sleek, sophisticated form. This is it; the moment you’ve waited weeks for. You take the final, irretrievable step; you press the “on” button.
And immediately you turn away. “How could this happen?” you wonder. “Is this what it’s going to be like?” You try to look, but you’re forced to turn away. Is this the laptop you sought? Is this the companion that fit your needs to a tee? But if it is, what is all the “crap” doing on the screen?
“Is this what I waited for? Is this all there is?” Well, no, actually; just click on the Start menu, and you’ll find plenty more! You may have thought you were buying a “tabula rasa,” a PC laptop that you could train, work with, and maybe even learn to (dare I say it?), - but HP, Dell, Gateway, or just about every other PC laptop maker has other ideas for you. You see, computer software makers know how excited you are to get your new laptop - and they take advantage of that anticipation in a major way. Hey, they’ve got to make money too! And in order to get you to try their products, whether as a demo program or time-limited partial or full rendition of their application, software manufacturers - especially large ones like Microsoft - are more than willing to pay manufacturers to put their stuff on laptops and desktops.
You don’t even had to install anything; these programs are there when you turn the computer on for the first time. This doesn’t have to be a bad thing; there are many computer users who’ve been introduced to a useful application after being introduced to it as a new PC pre-load. But the vast majority of users don’t appreciate these pre-loads - and they even have a name for it: “Crapware” (like software, only crappier!).